"Yellow" was the reference Me: you know i love you so Me: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO Me: (cue moving guitar riffs) Ray: moving my _dick_ Ray: up Ray: into an erect position Me: this is why we can't have anything special ray Ray: boners is what makes things specials Me: i think your boner ruined your speech capabilities in addition to our relationship Ray: low blood flow to brain Me: MUST... STAY... ERECTION Me: GGGRURRRRGG Me: tear Ray: also judging by your farce boners is all ethan talks about and you guys are still friends Me: wow this will make for a great meta-farce entry Me: FARCE FARCE FARCY FARCE indeed i will post this Ray: farce force delta squadron Ray: delta stands for dicks Ray: yeah I'm on my A-game Me: more like gay game
Yeah son Me: flash rave his fucking wall Tiffany: hahahahhahahahaa Tiffany: that would be hilarious Me: everyone post like Tiffany: idk if they'd do it though Me: i'll post a disco ball Me: you post a picture of ecstasy tablets Tiffan: i'll just post dicks Me: ok or that too
Getting the grade Tiffany: i told brian Tiffany: ican't even let myself fail Tiffany: i just keep shoving her cock down my throat Tiffany: i don't knwo why Me: i mean whatever you gotta do man Me: you gotta do what you gotta do Me: some work hard, some suck dix Tiffany: yeah man Me: some do bof Tiffany: DAS ME Tiffany: I WORK HARD @ SUCKIN DIX
This is almost deja-vu Me: fun fact, i have every single film/chappelle's show episode that dave has been in saved in my /movies/ folder Ray: would you suck dave chappelle's dick Ray: to get him to start the show again Me: dude it's possible Me: you? Me: you know you would Ray: nope Ray: not gay Ray: thanks Me: nobody else would know man Me: it'd be totally legit man Me: it'd be awesome, cmon, just try it Ray: dude Ray: if you sucked dave chappelle's dick Ray: could you ever look at him the same again? Ray: think about that Ray: every new episode you made would be ruined Ray: by the fact that he raped you Ray: a child Ray: in the mouth Me: i'd do it for the cause, for others' laughter Me: it'd be an altruistic bj Ray: see Ray: there are altruistic things you can do that don't invole black cock Ray: and your mouth Ray: so Ray: seems to me you just want to blow chappelle Me: you're putting things in my mouth Ray: aren't we all
And later, further discussion of urban life Me: dude hip hop shoes = nikes Tiffany: i KNOW Tiffany: but Tiffany: i dont have anyyyyyyyyyyyy Tiffany: i havel ike Tiffany: runing nikes Tiffany: lol Me: any shoes that i have will be 500 sizes too large for you Tiffany: lol what size do you wear Tiffany: like Tiffany: 11 Me: and filled with cream cheese-like detritus Tiffany: EW Me: 12/13 Tiffany: WHAT THE FUCK Tiffany: WHAT TEH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Tiffany: MAN WHAT THE FUCK Me: LOL just kiddin Tiffany: UGH Tiffany: AGHAG Me: (OR AM I) Tiffany: I DONT KNOW
Hip-hop shoes Tiffany: HEY Tiffany: do you ahve any like Tiffany: HIP HOP shoes Tiffany: that i coudl wear Tiffany: that are too small fo you
It was initially a conversation about cursive Me: cause i just decided one day to switch Me: and i stuck with it because it's faster Me: plus it totally gets me laid Clay: right Clay: its kind of like when i show girls my penis Me: wait no, i said "gets me *laid*," not "arrested for crimes against humanity"