Slang
- Srikanth: whatevs dude
- Srikanth: no regrets
- Srikanth: she's got some tiggles
Greetings, part 2
- Srikanth: sup negrodamus
"Yellow" was the reference
- Me: you know i love you so
- Me: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO
- Me: (cue moving guitar riffs)
- Ray: moving my _dick_
- Ray: up
- Ray: into an erect position
- Me: this is why we can't have anything special ray
- Ray: boners is what makes things specials
- Me: i think your boner ruined your speech capabilities in addition to our relationship
- Ray: low blood flow to brain
- Me: MUST... STAY... ERECTION
- Me: GGGRURRRRGG
- Me: tear
- Ray: also judging by your farce boners is all ethan talks about and you guys are still friends
- Me: wow this will make for a great meta-farce entry
- Me: FARCE FARCE FARCY FARCE indeed i will post this
- Ray: farce force delta squadron
- Ray: delta stands for dicks
- Ray: yeah I'm on my A-game
- Me: more like gay game
Greetings
- Srikanth: niggles
Yeah son
- Me: flash rave his fucking wall
- Tiffany: hahahahhahahahaa
- Tiffany: that would be hilarious
- Me: everyone post like
- Tiffany: idk if they'd do it though
- Me: i'll post a disco ball
- Me: you post a picture of ecstasy tablets
- Tiffan: i'll just post dicks
- Me: ok or that too
Getting the grade
- Tiffany: i told brian
- Tiffany: ican't even let myself fail
- Tiffany: i just keep shoving her cock down my throat
- Tiffany: i don't knwo why
- Me: i mean whatever you gotta do man
- Me: you gotta do what you gotta do
- Me: some work hard, some suck dix
- Tiffany: yeah man
- Me: some do bof
- Tiffany: DAS ME
- Tiffany: I WORK HARD @ SUCKIN DIX
This is almost deja-vu
- Me: fun fact, i have every single film/chappelle's show episode that dave has been in saved in my /movies/ folder
- Ray: would you suck dave chappelle's dick
- Ray: to get him to start the show again
- Me: dude it's possible
- Me: you?
- Me: you know you would
- Ray: nope
- Ray: not gay
- Ray: thanks
- Me: nobody else would know man
- Me: it'd be totally legit man
- Me: it'd be awesome, cmon, just try it
- Ray: dude
- Ray: if you sucked dave chappelle's dick
- Ray: could you ever look at him the same again?
- Ray: think about that
- Ray: every new episode you made would be ruined
- Ray: by the fact that he raped you
- Ray: a child
- Ray: in the mouth
- Me: i'd do it for the cause, for others' laughter
- Me: it'd be an altruistic bj
- Ray: see
- Ray: there are altruistic things you can do that don't invole black cock
- Ray: and your mouth
- Ray: so
- Ray: seems to me you just want to blow chappelle
- Me: you're putting things in my mouth
- Ray: aren't we all
And later, further discussion of urban life
- Me: dude hip hop shoes = nikes
- Tiffany: i KNOW
- Tiffany: but
- Tiffany: i dont have anyyyyyyyyyyyy
- Tiffany: i havel ike
- Tiffany: runing nikes
- Tiffany: lol
- Me: any shoes that i have will be 500 sizes too large for you
- Tiffany: lol what size do you wear
- Tiffany: like
- Tiffany: 11
- Me: and filled with cream cheese-like detritus
- Tiffany: EW
- Me: 12/13
- Tiffany: WHAT THE FUCK
- Tiffany: WHAT TEH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
- Tiffany: MAN WHAT THE FUCK
- Me: LOL just kiddin
- Tiffany: UGH
- Tiffany: AGHAG
- Me: (OR AM I)
- Tiffany: I DONT KNOW
Hip-hop shoes
- Tiffany: HEY
- Tiffany: do you ahve any like
- Tiffany: HIP HOP shoes
- Tiffany: that i coudl wear
- Tiffany: that are too small fo you
It was initially a conversation about cursive
- Me: cause i just decided one day to switch
- Me: and i stuck with it because it's faster
- Me: plus it totally gets me laid
- Clay: right
- Clay: its kind of like when i show girls my penis
- Me: wait no, i said "gets me *laid*," not "arrested for crimes against humanity"
