On fapping and hobos
- Me: how wondrous would it be if school got delayed because of flurries
- Ethan: dude
- Ethan: I'd drown in the subsequent skeet flood
- Me: i'd toss a hobo's salad just out of joy
Blackmail
- Clay: Personally, I hold a preference to the jelly on my anus
- Clay: but some select niggas prefer the sizzurp.
- Me: i could kill any professional ambitions you might ever have with those two lines
Zing!
- Ethan: nice, 5 tumblr followers
- Ethan: playing with the big boys now
- Ethan: and by that I mean abnormally large toddlers
Feet
- Ethan: dude, having sex with shoes isn't gay
- Me: it's worse
- Ethan: it's one of the safest forms of intercourse once you get past the foot fungus
Trolling should be an illegal high or something.
- Me: i have no time for foolish foibles
- Me: i'm writing the great american novel
- Sonya: uh huh
- Sonya: and what's that
- Me: it's about a farmer on the frontier
- Me: who builds a house with his bare hands and becomes a wildly wealthy mogul via selling intel processors at a cheap black market price
- Me: in the 1800s
- Sonya: .....
- Sonya: what the hell
- Sonya: who ARE you?
- Me: hi i'm prashanth
Epic trolling
- Sonya: HEY IT'S YOUR TWO FAVIROTIE PEOPLE
- Sonya: favorite
- Sonya: fuck
- Me: NO WAI
- Sonya: way.
- ME: THOMAS JEFFERSON AND GANDHI GOT AIM?
- Sonya: ha.
- Sonya: very funny.
- Sonya: (this is haley)
Talking about a notebook I ordered.
- Me: it shipped and i have an erection
- Me: that's the size of the burj dubai
- Kevin: woop
- Kevin: pics
- Kevin: or its not real
- Me: > shipped
- Kevin: i meant of the erection
Literary puns
- Me: god just handling this shit makes me sparkly like a gay parade
- Ethan: I WANT TO FEEL THAT WAY
- Ethan: like I belong for once
- Ethan: with shiny things
- Me: chocolate candy
- Ethan: brown babies
- Ethan: high fives
- Ethan: election erections
- Me: an associative cluster james joyce would be proud of
What a nice guy.
- Me: man i would kill hobos for this ride http://ffffound.com/image/a3e0435e777b459377af445d9b4e1791d6ad34b8
- Kevin: its quite boxy
- Kevin: i would kill hobos for any car
- Kevin: well
- Kevin: maybe not kill them
- Kevin: but hit the, with a stick or something
- Kevin: them*
He needs to reassure himself periodically.
