Ruff Nawth Raleigh
- Me: have you started any homework yet, dawg?
- Kevin: no
- Kevin: i havent
- Kevin: and i actually have a shittone
- Kevin: shit ton*
- Kevin: shit tone sounds cool though too
- Kevin: ill use it in my next rap beat
- Kevin: it will sweep the nation
- Kevin: as the first song to successfully incorporate a catchy shit tone.
- Kevin: T.I. will rap in it
- Kevin: alongside myself
- Me: t.i.'s in jail
- Me: because he's a thug
- Me: what do you have to show?
- Me: that's right
- Me: silence
- Me: *i* grew up in the bronx
- Kevin: bitch I have a vacation home in the bronx
- Kevin: its where i go when i want to relax
- Kevin: from the normal pressures
- Kevin: of ruff raleigh
- Me: ruff nawth raleigh
- Me: thugs be walkin they dawgs
- Me: drivin they thug ass kids to thug ass soccer practice, y'all
- Kevin: actually
- Kevin: i had a lady yell at me today
- Kevin: for having my dog off the leash
- Kevin: suburbian life, suburbian pressure
- Me: i do believe the word is "suburban"
- Kevin: fuck
- Kevin: i just spent atleast 3 minutes
- Kevin: trying to erase a smudge on a picture
- Kevin: but it was actuaklly a smudge on my screen
- Me: today is just a day of victories for you
